October 2011
That amazing feeling you get when you pee after...
funniestshit:
Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life... →
so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like
and live for another 2 days? then id be like
When You Scare Someone. →
shewearzjordans:
You:
Them:
Then Everyone Around Yall Starts To Laugh.
Your Face When You Are Laughing At Them:
Everyone Who Is Laughing At Them:
Them:
Sometimes, I like watching people trip & watch... →
tastybittersweets:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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That awkward moment when you accidentally type a...
like-an-adrenaline-sh0t:
And you send it, and you’re like
“Now they think I want their penis!”
When writing a long essay in school:
prayforrevenge:
Your handwriting in the introduction:
Your handwriting in the last paragraph:
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
Sneaky Music
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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Stalking somebody with your friend and the person... →
damnthatswhatshesaid:
“oh shit!, run bitch run!”
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When you're in public with your friends and they...
The awkward moment when you're in the car and...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
After I sang like an idiot!
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When your teacher spits while talking to you.
hello-mello: